{"product_id":"aluminum-alloy-funny-sharting-survival-kit-include-underwear-include-butt-wipes-funny-shart-survival-kit-hilarious-pooping","title":"CodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit","description":"\u003c!-- CodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit — Shopify Product Description --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n    .cb-wrapper, .cb-wrapper * {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;\n    }\n\n```\n.cb-wrapper {\n  max-width: 680px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  color: #1a1a1a;\n}\n\n.cb-section {\n  margin-bottom: 22px;\n  padding-bottom: 22px;\n}\n\n.cb-hook {\n  background: #c0392b;\n  color: #fff;\n  border-radius: 8px;\n  padding: 12px 14px;\n  text-align: center;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  line-height: 1.45;\n  margin-bottom: 22px;\n}\n\n.cb-accent {\n  color: #FFE066;\n}\n\n.cb-headline {\n  font-size: 23px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  line-height: 1.25;\n  letter-spacing: -0.3px;\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n  color: 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margin: 0 0 24px;\n  padding: 0;\n}\n\n.cb-benefits li {\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: flex-start;\n  gap: 10px;\n  font-size: 14px;\n  color: #222;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n}\n\n.cb-icon {\n  width: 21px;\n  height: 21px;\n  min-width: 21px;\n  background: #c0392b;\n  color: #FFE066;\n  border-radius: 50%;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: center;\n  font-size: 11px;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  margin-top: 1px;\n  flex-shrink: 0;\n}\n\n.cb-cards {\n  display: flex;\n  gap: 10px;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  margin-bottom: 22px;\n}\n\n.cb-card {\n  flex: 1;\n  min-width: 165px;\n  background: #fff;\n  border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\n  border-radius: 8px;\n  padding: 13px 14px;\n}\n\n.cb-card-emoji {\n  font-size: 20px;\n  display: block;\n  margin-bottom: 6px;\n  line-height: 1;\n}\n\n.cb-card-title {\n  display: block;\n  font-size: 14px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  color: #111;\n  margin-bottom: 5px;\n}\n\n.cb-card-text {\n  font-size: 13px;\n  color: #555;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n  margin: 0;\n}\n\n.cb-divider {\n  border: none;\n  border-top: 1px solid #ebebeb;\n  margin: 22px 0;\n}\n\n.cb-reviews {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-direction: column;\n  gap: 11px;\n  margin-bottom: 22px;\n}\n\n.cb-review {\n  border: 1px solid #e8e8e8;\n  border-radius: 8px;\n  padding: 13px 14px;\n  background: #fff;\n}\n\n.cb-review-header {\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  justify-content: space-between;\n  margin-bottom: 6px;\n  gap: 10px;\n}\n\n.cb-reviewer {\n  font-size: 13px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  color: #111;\n}\n\n.cb-review-stars {\n  color: #F5A623;\n  font-size: 13px;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n}\n\n.cb-review-text {\n  font-size: 14px;\n  color: #333;\n  line-height: 1.55;\n  margin: 0 0 7px;\n}\n\n.cb-verified {\n  font-size: 12px;\n  color: #3a7f3a;\n  font-weight: 700;\n  margin: 0;\n}\n\n.cb-guarantee {\n  background: #f0f7f0;\n  border: 1px solid #c3dfc3;\n  border-radius: 8px;\n  padding: 13px 15px;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: flex-start;\n 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 font-size: 22px;\n  }\n}\n```\n\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-hook\"\u003e🚨 \u003cspan class=\"cb-accent\"\u003eAS SEEN ON TIKTOK\u003c\/span\u003e — 80% OFF Today Only · The emergency kit everyone wishes they had earlier\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"cb-headline\"\u003eNever get caught empty-handed during a bathroom emergency again\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-subheadline\"\u003eBuilt for commuters, travelers, students, parents, and anyone who knows one bad stomach moment can turn into a full public disaster without the right backup nearby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-rating\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e3,746+ reviews · Rated 4.8\/5 stars\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-video-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cvideo preload=\"auto\" playsinline=\"\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" autoplay=\"autoplay\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/8c1a6b64b1eb4400a59ad107eb0ea11c.mp4\" class=\"cb-video\"\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-video-label\"\u003eCodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003e3,700+\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eHappy Customers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003ePocket Kit\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eEmergency Ready\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003e4.8★\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eAvg. Rating\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-num\"\u003e30-Day\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-stat-label\"\u003eFree Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-product-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"cb-section-title\"\u003eHow It Saves The Moment\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-num\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-step-title\"\u003eKeep It Close\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-step-text\"\u003eStash it in your car, backpack, desk drawer, travel bag, gym bag, or glove box before the panic hits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-num\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-step-title\"\u003eGrab And Go\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-step-text\"\u003eWhen your stomach gives you zero warning, you have a dedicated bathroom backup instead of scrambling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-step-num\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-step-title\"\u003eRecover Quietly\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-step-text\"\u003eHandle the situation discreetly, clean up fast, and get back to your day without telling the whole story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-perfect-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-perfect-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-emoji\"\u003e🚗\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-title\"\u003eCar Kits\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-perfect-text\"\u003ePerfect for long drives, road trips, delivery shifts, and commute emergencies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-perfect-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-emoji\"\u003e✈️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-title\"\u003eTravel Bags\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-perfect-text\"\u003eA smart backup for airports, hotels, unfamiliar bathrooms, and vacation food risks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-perfect-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-emoji\"\u003e🎒\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-title\"\u003eSchool Or Work\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-perfect-text\"\u003eKeep one in a locker, office drawer, backpack, or campus bag just in case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-perfect-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-emoji\"\u003e🏕️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-perfect-title\"\u003eOutdoor Plans\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-perfect-text\"\u003eUseful for camping, festivals, hikes, tailgates, and bathrooms that are barely bathrooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"cb-benefits\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEmergency confidence anywhere:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep a backup kit nearby so one unexpected stomach moment does not ruin your plans.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo more bathroom panic:\u003c\/strong\u003e A dedicated grab-and-go setup helps you react faster when public restrooms are missing the basics.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiscreet enough to carry:\u003c\/strong\u003e The compact survival-style design makes it easy to stash without awkward bulk or embarrassing attention.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect gag gift that is actually useful:\u003c\/strong\u003e It gets the laugh when opened, then becomes the thing everyone secretly wants in their car.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-icon\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady for real-life chaos:\u003c\/strong\u003e From spicy food regrets to sketchy festival bathrooms, it gives you a plan before the disaster starts.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-cards\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-card-emoji\"\u003e🚙\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-card-title\"\u003eGlove Box Backup\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-card-text\"\u003eKeep one beside jumper cables, wet wipes, phone charger, and roadside tools for true emergency readiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-card-emoji\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-card-title\"\u003eWhite Elephant Hero\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-card-text\"\u003eWrap it with a funny card, mini hot sauce bottle, and snack pack for the gift everyone steals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-card\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-card-emoji\"\u003e🏟️\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-card-title\"\u003eFestival Survival\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-card-text\"\u003ePack it with sunscreen, portable charger, hand sanitizer, and water before concerts, tailgates, or camping trips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-reviews\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review-header\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-reviewer\"\u003eTyler M. — Phoenix, AZ\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-review-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-review-text\"\u003e\"I bought it as a joke for my truck, then used it 9 days later after gas station tacos betrayed me on a two-hour drive. It went from gag gift to permanent glove box equipment immediately.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-verified\"\u003e✔ Verified Purchase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review-header\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-reviewer\"\u003eRachel P. — Denver, CO\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-review-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-review-text\"\u003e\"I was worried it would be too embarrassing to carry, but it looks like a funny little emergency kit. I keep one in my work bag and one in my car because public bathrooms are never stocked when you need them.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-verified\"\u003e✔ Verified Purchase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-review-header\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-reviewer\"\u003eMarcus J. — Nashville, TN\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-review-stars\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-review-text\"\u003e\"Gave these to my brothers for Christmas and everyone laughed for 10 straight minutes. My older brother texted me a month later saying it saved him at a football tailgate, so now I am ordering more.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-verified\"\u003e✔ Verified Purchase\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-guarantee\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-shield\"\u003e🛡️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-guarantee-title\"\u003e30-Day Emergency-Ready Guarantee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-guarantee-text\"\u003eTry the CodeBrown™ Emergency Survival Kit at home, stash it where you need it most, and make sure it fits your routine. If you do not feel more prepared, send it back within 30 days, no questions asked, free return label included. Your next bathroom emergency should come with a backup plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-urgency\"\u003e⚡ Only \u003cstrong\u003e23 units left\u003c\/strong\u003e at this price · \u003cstrong\u003e104 people\u003c\/strong\u003e are viewing this right now\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eIs this actually useful or just a gag gift?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a-text\"\u003eBoth. It is funny enough to gift, but practical enough to keep in your car, backpack, office drawer, gym bag, or travel kit for those bathrooms that are missing the basics when you need them most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWhere does the kit fit best?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a-text\"\u003eMost customers keep it in a glove box, center console, backpack pocket, suitcase, locker, office drawer, or camping bag. The goal is to keep it close enough that you can grab it fast without digging around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWill it hold up if I leave it in my car or bag?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a-text\"\u003eIt is designed as an everyday emergency backup kit for normal storage in cars, bags, desks, and travel setups. For best results, keep it closed, dry, and away from spills or crushed luggage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWho is this best for?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a-text\"\u003eIt is perfect for road trippers, commuters, delivery drivers, college students, parents, campers, festival-goers, coworkers, white elephant parties, and anyone with a sense of humor about real-life emergencies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-item cb-faq-item-last\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"cb-faq-q\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-arrow\"\u003e▾\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-faq-a\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"cb-faq-a-text\"\u003eStandard shipping is 5–8 business days with full tracking. 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Orders placed before 2PM EST on weekdays are processed same day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n```\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"cb-divider\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cb-trust\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"cb-badge\"\u003e🔒 Secure Checkout\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-badge\"\u003e🚚 Free Shipping On All Orders!\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-badge\"\u003e↩️ 30-Day Free Returns\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-badge\"\u003e⭐ 3,746+ Reviews\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"cb-badge\"\u003e🚨 Emergency-Ready Kit\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Life World-888 Store","offers":[{"title":"Style 1","offer_id":47007683674301,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/6746\/0029\/files\/S15e42b6a91dd42f7979777f80b64dad1Y.webp?v=1782408646","url":"https:\/\/vibehut.co\/products\/aluminum-alloy-funny-sharting-survival-kit-include-underwear-include-butt-wipes-funny-shart-survival-kit-hilarious-pooping","provider":"Vibe Hut","version":"1.0","type":"link"}